The thing you didn't know you wanted. Slightly bloodshot eye with a mirrored iris and a little needle you can stabby stab through it. Gross, but cool.
Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, BUT i firmly believe that our Stick a Needle in My Eye Brooch would make a good gift for an optometrist or for your buddy that makes a lot of promises. 

Stick a Needle in My Eye Brooch is cut from a variety of plastics and attached to stainless steel chain. 

• Measures 1.75" in diameter
• Needle is plastic and NOT sharp
• Super dull needle is 3" long
• Acrylic and stainless steel chain